Chicken Ostriches
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"Ostrich, giant bird with feathers grand
Its body long, its neck so slender and tall
Yet a myth surrounds, hard to understand
That it buries its head in the sand, for fear of allOh, how the tale has spread far and wide
That the ostrich, when danger is nigh
Will stick its head in the sand, and hide
As if such a move could make trouble pass by"
Thirsty Camels
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"There once was a myth quite absurd
That camels had water stored in their herd
But the humps store up fat
For times lean and that's that
With water conservation, they're undeterred!"
Heavy Bumblebees
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"According to laws of aerodynamics the bumble bee cannot fly;
Its body is too heavy for its wings and that’s the reason why.But the bumble bee doesn’t know this fact, and so it flies anyway for all to see.
Remember this when you’re losing faith or hope – God’s proof of what the impossible could be"
Infinite Monkeys with Typewriters
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"They say that an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters eventually will produce a vast amount of broken typewriters. I'm not sure whether this is actually true or not, but it would be interesting to try it out. If only monkeys weren't so expensive....."